Iraqi General "Chemical" Ali mistaken for "Photochemical" Ali the Photomat manager

An oversight committee has revealed that US troops killed a photomat manager instead of a general who was accused of using chemical weapons on civilians during the Iran Iraq war.

The committee revealed that the real chemical Ali was spotted as a judge at a film festival, judging films on the death of civilians in war. He suspiciously mentioned "You should have seen the faces of the ones I butchered" to Michael Moore, who assumed mister Ali was talking about the animals he butchered at his popular chain of meat markets.

Apparently US forces also missed the fact that mister Ali had opened up a chain of meat markets called "Ali the Butcher of many people and animals, Fresh Meats and Noxious Chemicals " with the reconstruction money offered by the US administration. "We assumed he was an entrepreneur that bared a strong resemblance to the fugitive, but he had gold teeth which the original chemical Ali did not have". Michael Moore commented "He made some of best pastrami I ever had, its too bad he was a mass murderer, because he had talent and a good eye for war movies"

Further investigations found a coverup by US troops of the chemicals found at the house of the photomat manager they had shot, stabbed, and finally fired hellfire missiles at. The investigations showed that they found gallons of photodeveloper at Mr Alis residence. The investigation also found a scribbled note in the file of the operation which read "Oops we killed "photochemical" Ali the local photomat operator and his whole family our bad." The note appeared to be redrafted with red lines so that it read "We killed "chemical" Ali and his whole family" and was sent to the UPI as a press release noting the death of "Chemical" Ali.