Con-men getting hit hard by the economic crisis

Russell Smith of The Totally Useless Index corporation keeps careful watch of the numbers in his Slimeball index and has reported that numbers across the board are dramatically down this quarter.

"We seeing a real big downturn in the amount money these sleaze are getting conning old and weak people out of." "Before these people that get conned lost their life savings to preachers and long-con artists, now its stock-brokers, mortgage backed securities, and ponzi-scheme artists that are getting all of the play."

"You just don't see these con artist assholes buying cigar boats and spending the money to get these gold digger trophy bimbos to sit in their bikinis on the back engine cover cushions while their big tits bounce along with the waves they are creating as they carelessly plow through no wake zones at high speed anymore." "Its really much more peaceful in the waters of Daytona or South Padre these days...and that is a sad fact that comes with these economically troubled times."