State opens school for smelling impaired

New York state has established a school for the smelling impaired with funds taken from state orphanages. "With this money we shall offer a new world to those that can't smell. " Stated by David Patterson in a press conference from his newly renovated Greek renaissance style mansion. "We shalll offer free implants to those that can't smell and make the poor kids pay for it." When asked why the funds would be taken from poor kids he stated, "Screw 'em, their poor."