David Blaine attempts to stick the entire Burj Dubai up his ass

In his new series of tricks called "Things I can fit up my asshole", David Blaine is attempting to stick the Burj Dubai up his ass.  The Burj Dubai is a the crown jewel of new skyscrapers built in the city of Dubai.  The Burj is by far the largest building in the world and will be the largest thing David Blaine has fit up his ass...if the trick is completed.  Blaine has fit the largest cucumber in the world, a family of midgets, and a comfort inn outside of Des Moines up his ass in preparation for his trip to Dubai.  Now Blaine will have to make room for the Burj in a move that left every Gastroenterologist he consulted for advice, falling off their chairs with laughter.