How many male models does it take to change a light bulb?

Two to climb the ladder, one grabs each step by his arms and another to push his ass behind him. Then the guy on top strikes a pose and grabs the light bulb (forgetting to turn it off, because changing light bulbs should be done before they go out right? He burns himself and has to be rescued by the paramedics and taken to the hospital) So yet another male model has to ascend the ladder while his muscular ass is pushed up it Then two new models have to come and turn the ladder while the guy holding the lightbulb on top holds a frilly pose. Then after they get the light bulb out there is the one that gets it stuck up his ass. So that is 2 + 1 +2 + 1 = 6 Sorry to have to add that out, I know math is no joking matter, but I had some mittens on.