Some thoughts on the "Miracle of Hudson"

Ok after watching the baptism of Flight 1549 in Hudson I have a few stupid things to say.   Number one is, captain Sulley or whatever your name is, update your Adult Friend Finder profile immediately!   I would say it is time to throw down with your wife on that 20-some with lingere models, horses, chicks bound in leather, hot midget chicks, jello pyramids, entire flight crews of hot chicks covered in oil, a slide lubricated by gallons of ky and a flow of hot chicks wearing crotchless clothing that you always wanted to hook up.  Hey and if you need any help filling those gaps...I will drop everything, even if it is heavy and sweaty, to make sure every gap is filled in that orgy on your behalf.   

Number two is a really far fetched system to try and create a plane rescue system from the missile defense technology from which we have pissed billions away into the fire. 1. Create a missile interceptor warhead that basically could glob onto to anything at point of impact  a so called inelastic collider of some sort.  2 Position these missiles througout the country in areas highly trafficked by commercial airlines.  3. Upon notification of an SOS state for an airliner launch these missile at such a trajectory to try and enable the plane to be assisted by them in a relatively safe spot to land  and then 4.  Attach some sort parachute and stabilizer system so that the warhead would attach itself to the crashing commercial plane and deploy a parachute and thruster system to try and bring the airline to a less catastrophic collision with the ground or water.