Porn bailout essential to economic recovery

I know most of what I cover is hard breaking news that effects you dramatically, but here is an opinion piece that is straight from my asshole called a mouth. 

 I am all for keeping the porn business well funded.  We should subsidize porn for the wealthy and the rest of populace will get their rocks off on the trickle down. (disgusting ehh?)  The important thing is that executives keep jerking off throughout the day and not doing anything "productive" at the megacorps they manage.  It is little well known that the steep decline in the credit market was preceded by a sharp decline in internet porn usage by Wall Street executives.  Perhaps porn deserves more credit that it gets.